Monthly Archives: July 2013

Feeling Blue? This AVATAR Mangle just might help

Avatar is a phenomenal film dedicated to the struggle of a guy in Illinois who can’t decide which cellphone selfie to use on a forum profile.  Wait, no sorry that was me in 2007.

What we tried to create with our review parody of James Cameron’s epic film Avatar, was a realism unmatched by any other guys named Matt and Mike in a major metropolis referencing Bon Jovi in 2013.  We think we’ve done a bang up job at doing just that.  And although our review is completely derivative of such films as Top Gun, What Dreams May Come, Howard the Duck, and The Hours, we’re confident you will find the substance to be entirely substantial.  How many film reviewers can say THAT?  

Folks, please enjoy Avatar: THE MOVIE MANGLE!

You’d be PSYCHO not to love this Movie Mangle!

In our riveting review parody of Alfred Hitchcock’s brilliant psychological thriller PSYCHO, Mike performs naked in a lengthy shower scene.  That said, if you still need reason to watch, it might interest you to know that both Matt and Mike are convinced that the set they were filming on was haunted… That’s right, all during the shoot, especially while filming the Russian bikini models, our cameras would not shut off!  Don’t worry though, we made sure none of that extensive, slow motion footage made it into the final cut…

What you will see however, is likely the most impactful special effects sequence ever created in a studio apartment by two guys named Matt and Mike. It will overwhelm you with feelings of guilt and indifference, while leaving your senses numb and a little tart.  But don’t take our word for it… please enjoy: Psycho: The Movie Mangle!


George Lucas would approve of our STAR WARS Mangle if we made him

If George Lucas was here right now he would probably say, “You can’t hold me prisoner forever you radicals.” But then after we fed him a steady diet of peyote and wheat grass juice, he might be singing a different tune… one where he comes to agree with our take on his ever-changing “true vision” on Star Wars.

Therefore, we’re pretty confident that this Movie Mangle of STAR WARS is fully endorsed by George Lucas, Walt Disney, Alec Guiness, and probably Odysseus as well just for good measure.  Now if we can only cash in on some of that merchandising loot!

In any case, we’re pretty excited about our movie review parody and hope you don’t lose too many body fluids while watching Star Wars: THE MOVIE MANGLE!