The Exorcist may have put Linda Blair on the map… but we thought it would be great to rewrite the map and all the directions. The classic film from 1973 still scares the bejeebles out of us, and for good reason! We unearthed some amazing new footage of the exorcist Father Damian and his pal Father Merrin brutally beseeching the awful demon out of little Regan.
But you will have to see it for yourself to believe it… this might just be our best Movie Mangle yet, and our mothers agree wholeheartedly so it must be true!
Just in time for Halloween, The Exorcist gets Mangled in Technicolor! (not really)
If you’re going to review the now classic Christopher Nolan film Memento, it’s important to remember two things: no three things: wait, no it’s two things: Be prepared to start at the beginning and work your way back, and always ALWAYS remember that there are three things to remember
Fortunately for us, we didn’t have to worry about any of that because we totally forgot which movie we were reviewing in the first place—and we think the outcome is just fantastic! Mike gives the performance of a lifetime, AND all the secrets of Memento are revealed in much less time than the original movie, making our Movie Mangle a far superior value! We hope you find it as unforgettable as we do—but if not, you get to watch it for the first time over and over again (you lucky dog!)
In our riveting review parody of Alfred Hitchcock’s brilliant psychological thriller PSYCHO, Mike performs naked in a lengthy shower scene. That said, if you still need reason to watch, it might interest you to know that both Matt and Mike are convinced that the set they were filming on was haunted… That’s right, all during the shoot, especially while filming the Russian bikini models, our cameras would not shut off! Don’t worry though, we made sure none of that extensive, slow motion footage made it into the final cut…
What you will see however, is likely the most impactful special effects sequence ever created in a studio apartment by two guys named Matt and Mike. It will overwhelm you with feelings of guilt and indifference, while leaving your senses numb and a little tart. But don’t take our word for it… please enjoy: Psycho: The Movie Mangle!
If George Lucas was here right now he would probably say, “You can’t hold me prisoner forever you radicals.” But then after we fed him a steady diet of peyote and wheat grass juice, he might be singing a different tune… one where he comes to agree with our take on his ever-changing “true vision” on Star Wars.
Therefore, we’re pretty confident that this Movie Mangle of STAR WARS is fully endorsed by George Lucas, Walt Disney, Alec Guiness, and probably Odysseus as well just for good measure. Now if we can only cash in on some of that merchandising loot!
In any case, we’re pretty excited about our movie review parody and hope you don’t lose too many body fluids while watching Star Wars: THE MOVIE MANGLE!