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Matt and Mike sum up the Twilight Saga for the rest of us

 

We were so excited to review the Twilight Saga, that we sat down to watch every single episode before we got started.  The problem we ran into was that the Twilight saga is really really long!  It occurred to us afterward that maybe that’s why it was called a “saga” but by then it was too late…  We started hallucinating from the lack of blinking for so many days on end.

The resulting dimensional shift had us seeing in black and white, smoke was everywhere, and the room was spinning.  We tried to go outside to clear our heads, but the bright light made our skin start to burn. But then we thought, wow this must really be what it’s like to be a vampire! And that was just the kick we needed to get our Movie Mangle going.

So sit back and enjoy the most realistic Twilight Saga review parody ever invented… but don’t forget to blink.

There's enough Twilight Saga footage here to turn your skin pale

There’s enough Twilight Saga footage here to turn your skin pale


If you’re going to review MEMENTO, you must remember..wait what?

 

If you’re going to review the now classic Christopher Nolan film Memento, it’s important to remember two things: no three things: wait, no it’s two things: Be prepared to start at the beginning and work your way back, and always ALWAYS remember that there are three things to remember

Fortunately for us, we didn’t have to worry about any of that because we totally forgot which movie we were reviewing in the first place—and we think the outcome is just fantastic! Mike gives the performance of a lifetime, AND all the secrets of Memento are revealed in much less time than the original movie, making our Movie Mangle a far superior value! We hope you find it as unforgettable as we do—but if not, you get to watch it for the first time over and over again (you lucky dog!)

You’ve never seen The Avengers until you’ve seen Matt & Mike MANGLE it

When we set out to review The Avengers we thought, “first, let’s watch the film, THEN, let’s finish the Jagermeister.” A few days later, when we finally made our way back from Tijuana and got our camera equipment out of hock, we started filming.

What emerged was a movie review that we were completely proud of. Mike firmly declared, “This is our best one ever!” We hope you will laugh a little, cry openly, make strange noises in what can only be described as your “lower throat,” and ultimately not get sick all over your computer screen.  People and boys, here is… Avengers: THE MOVIE MANGLE!

Feeling Blue? This AVATAR Mangle just might help

Avatar is a phenomenal film dedicated to the struggle of a guy in Illinois who can’t decide which cellphone selfie to use on a forum profile.  Wait, no sorry that was me in 2007.

What we tried to create with our review parody of James Cameron’s epic film Avatar, was a realism unmatched by any other guys named Matt and Mike in a major metropolis referencing Bon Jovi in 2013.  We think we’ve done a bang up job at doing just that.  And although our review is completely derivative of such films as Top Gun, What Dreams May Come, Howard the Duck, and The Hours, we’re confident you will find the substance to be entirely substantial.  How many film reviewers can say THAT?  

Folks, please enjoy Avatar: THE MOVIE MANGLE!

George Lucas would approve of our STAR WARS Mangle if we made him

If George Lucas was here right now he would probably say, “You can’t hold me prisoner forever you radicals.” But then after we fed him a steady diet of peyote and wheat grass juice, he might be singing a different tune… one where he comes to agree with our take on his ever-changing “true vision” on Star Wars.

Therefore, we’re pretty confident that this Movie Mangle of STAR WARS is fully endorsed by George Lucas, Walt Disney, Alec Guiness, and probably Odysseus as well just for good measure.  Now if we can only cash in on some of that merchandising loot!

In any case, we’re pretty excited about our movie review parody and hope you don’t lose too many body fluids while watching Star Wars: THE MOVIE MANGLE!