The Exorcist may have put Linda Blair on the map… but we thought it would be great to rewrite the map and all the directions. The classic film from 1973 still scares the bejeebles out of us, and for good reason! We unearthed some amazing new footage of the exorcist Father Damian and his pal Father Merrin brutally beseeching the awful demon out of little Regan.
But you will have to see it for yourself to believe it… this might just be our best Movie Mangle yet, and our mothers agree wholeheartedly so it must be true!
The resulting dimensional shift had us seeing in black and white, smoke was everywhere, and the room was spinning. We tried to go outside to clear our heads, but the bright light made our skin start to burn. But then we thought, wow this must really be what it’s like to be a vampire! And that was just the kick we needed to get our Movie Mangle going.
So sit back and enjoy the most realistic Twilight Saga review parody ever invented… but don’t forget to blink.
What emerged was a movie review that we were completely proud of. Mike firmly declared, “This is our best one ever!” We hope you will laugh a little, cry openly, make strange noises in what can only be described as your “lower throat,” and ultimately not get sick all over your computer screen. People and boys, here is… Avengers: THE MOVIE MANGLE!
What you will see however, is likely the most impactful special effects sequence ever created in a studio apartment by two guys named Matt and Mike. It will overwhelm you with feelings of guilt and indifference, while leaving your senses numb and a little tart. But don’t take our word for it… please enjoy: Psycho: The Movie Mangle!