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Christmas Dies Hard! A Movie Mangle Special

What if Bruce Willis never pissed off the Germans? What if Matt and Mike never thought of this Christmas Dies Hard special spectacular? We may never know the answer to these and many other questions, such as: “what are birds for?” and, “who says you can’t bake a casserole with toothpaste?” However, what we DO know, is that Christmas Dies Hard is THE MOST AWESOMEST MOVIE MANGLE OF 2013! We dare you to think otherwise… go ahead, watch the video, and tell us why YOU think it’s not the most epic Movie Mangle you’ve seen this year.  Ready, go.

Sing a Song of Miserables! Les Miserables Mangled for Your Viewing Pleasure

If ever there was a rendition of this classic masterpiece to melt your heart and take your woes away, it is Matt & Mike’s Movie Mangle of the 2012 Universal film Les Miserables. Matt and Mike are singing from the very bottom of their prosthetic diaphragms in this sure-to-be-classic NEW MUSICAL MASTERPIECE!  You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you may just want to dive headfirst into an oncoming team of cyclists in order to share the joy!

The EXORCIST will make you scream… Matt & Mike’s Movie Mangle will make you cringe

The Exorcist may have put Linda Blair on the map… but we thought it would be great to rewrite the map and all the directions. The classic film from 1973 still scares the bejeebles out of us, and for good reason!  We unearthed some amazing new footage of the exorcist Father Damian and his pal Father Merrin brutally beseeching the awful demon out of little Regan.

But you will have to see it for yourself to believe it… this might just be our best Movie Mangle yet, and our mothers agree wholeheartedly so it must be true!

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Just in time for Halloween, The Exorcist gets Mangled in Technicolor! (not really)

Matt and Mike sum up the Twilight Saga for the rest of us

 

We were so excited to review the Twilight Saga, that we sat down to watch every single episode before we got started.  The problem we ran into was that the Twilight saga is really really long!  It occurred to us afterward that maybe that’s why it was called a “saga” but by then it was too late…  We started hallucinating from the lack of blinking for so many days on end.

The resulting dimensional shift had us seeing in black and white, smoke was everywhere, and the room was spinning.  We tried to go outside to clear our heads, but the bright light made our skin start to burn. But then we thought, wow this must really be what it’s like to be a vampire! And that was just the kick we needed to get our Movie Mangle going.

So sit back and enjoy the most realistic Twilight Saga review parody ever invented… but don’t forget to blink.

There's enough Twilight Saga footage here to turn your skin pale

There’s enough Twilight Saga footage here to turn your skin pale


You’ve never seen The Avengers until you’ve seen Matt & Mike MANGLE it

When we set out to review The Avengers we thought, “first, let’s watch the film, THEN, let’s finish the Jagermeister.” A few days later, when we finally made our way back from Tijuana and got our camera equipment out of hock, we started filming.

What emerged was a movie review that we were completely proud of. Mike firmly declared, “This is our best one ever!” We hope you will laugh a little, cry openly, make strange noises in what can only be described as your “lower throat,” and ultimately not get sick all over your computer screen.  People and boys, here is… Avengers: THE MOVIE MANGLE!

You’d be PSYCHO not to love this Movie Mangle!

In our riveting review parody of Alfred Hitchcock’s brilliant psychological thriller PSYCHO, Mike performs naked in a lengthy shower scene.  That said, if you still need reason to watch, it might interest you to know that both Matt and Mike are convinced that the set they were filming on was haunted… That’s right, all during the shoot, especially while filming the Russian bikini models, our cameras would not shut off!  Don’t worry though, we made sure none of that extensive, slow motion footage made it into the final cut…

What you will see however, is likely the most impactful special effects sequence ever created in a studio apartment by two guys named Matt and Mike. It will overwhelm you with feelings of guilt and indifference, while leaving your senses numb and a little tart.  But don’t take our word for it… please enjoy: Psycho: The Movie Mangle!