We were so excited to review the Twilight Saga, that we sat down to watch every single episode before we got started. The problem we ran into was that the Twilight saga is really really long! It occurred to us afterward that maybe that’s why it was called a “saga” but by then it was too late… We started hallucinating from the lack of blinking for so many days on end.
The resulting dimensional shift had us seeing in black and white, smoke was everywhere, and the room was spinning. We tried to go outside to clear our heads, but the bright light made our skin start to burn. But then we thought, wow this must really be what it’s like to be a vampire! And that was just the kick we needed to get our Movie Mangle going.
So sit back and enjoy the most realistic Twilight Saga review parody ever invented… but don’t forget to blink.
There’s enough Twilight Saga footage here to turn your skin pale
If you’re going to review the now classic Christopher Nolan film Memento, it’s important to remember two things: no three things: wait, no it’s two things: Be prepared to start at the beginning and work your way back, and always ALWAYS remember that there are three things to remember
Fortunately for us, we didn’t have to worry about any of that because we totally forgot which movie we were reviewing in the first place—and we think the outcome is just fantastic! Mike gives the performance of a lifetime, AND all the secrets of Memento are revealed in much less time than the original movie, making our Movie Mangle a far superior value! We hope you find it as unforgettable as we do—but if not, you get to watch it for the first time over and over again (you lucky dog!)
In our riveting review parody of Alfred Hitchcock’s brilliant psychological thriller PSYCHO, Mike performs naked in a lengthy shower scene. That said, if you still need reason to watch, it might interest you to know that both Matt and Mike are convinced that the set they were filming on was haunted… That’s right, all during the shoot, especially while filming the Russian bikini models, our cameras would not shut off! Don’t worry though, we made sure none of that extensive, slow motion footage made it into the final cut…
What you will see however, is likely the most impactful special effects sequence ever created in a studio apartment by two guys named Matt and Mike. It will overwhelm you with feelings of guilt and indifference, while leaving your senses numb and a little tart. But don’t take our word for it… please enjoy: Psycho: The Movie Mangle!