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Matt and Mike sum up the Twilight Saga for the rest of us

 

We were so excited to review the Twilight Saga, that we sat down to watch every single episode before we got started.  The problem we ran into was that the Twilight saga is really really long!  It occurred to us afterward that maybe that’s why it was called a “saga” but by then it was too late…  We started hallucinating from the lack of blinking for so many days on end.

The resulting dimensional shift had us seeing in black and white, smoke was everywhere, and the room was spinning.  We tried to go outside to clear our heads, but the bright light made our skin start to burn. But then we thought, wow this must really be what it’s like to be a vampire! And that was just the kick we needed to get our Movie Mangle going.

So sit back and enjoy the most realistic Twilight Saga review parody ever invented… but don’t forget to blink.

There's enough Twilight Saga footage here to turn your skin pale

There’s enough Twilight Saga footage here to turn your skin pale